100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

vinebox:

Getting ready for the first day of school like

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

The Psychic Zodiac

  • ♈ Aries: Aries are incredible dreamers and can set their sights on visions they fulfil. Being the first sign of the zodiac Aries have a clean and clear vibration that isn't tainted by other signs. They are also 'right time' people. Susceptible to clairsentient
  • ♉ Taurus: Taurus are a very intuitive sign, they can sense when someone is trying to get past their personal barriers. They also have a psychic innate sense of 'timing' that seems to work on its on framework. Susceptible to Clairsentient and clairessence. May receive messages and synchronicities through music, arts, literature.
  • ♊ Gemini: Gemini are mentally intuitive, and have an uncanny ability to finish other people's sentences, or find the words they are looking for. The twin is the perfect speaker of the 'right word'. Geminis also have flashes of 'knowledge' with seemingly no insight into where they came from. Susceptible to Clairaudience
  • ♌ Leo: Leo are one of the zodiac's most pronounced psychic signs. Tell a Leo something and chances are they already 'knew it' by sixth sense, or some other phenomena. Also susceptible to Clairsentient, very open to receiving messages from the spirit world.
  • ♋ Cancer: Cancers have an intuitive ability to instantly empathise with people, and know how to comfort them. This sign is also a 'psychic sponge' one in which soaks up the moods and energies of those around them. Precognitive abilities are also pronounced. Susceptible to Clairsentient
  • ♍ Virgo: Virgos instantly know how things work, and how they can be fixed. This sign is also sensitive to 'vibes' and 'chills'; especially about people. They can find peace in the space between their thoughts. They also seem to know information before it is released. Susceptible to clairaudiance
  • ♒ Aquarius: Aquarius are a strongly intuitive sign. Electrified by Uranus, Aquarius stimulate others with thought, and have the ability to see things 'exactly as they are'. They are also know to be quite precognitive, and pick up 'signals'. Susceptible to clairaudience and clairsentient.
  • ♎ Libra: Libra have the psychic ability of being able to read other people and understand their motives. They can also instantly 'calm', 'comfort', and 'disarm' somebody. They can easily adapt themselves to peace others. May receive messages via music, smells and flowers. Susceptible to clairaudience
  • ♏ Scorpio: Scorpio live in a world of psychic phenomena. They have the ability to instantly 'read' people, ascertain their motives, and seep into their subconscious. Scorpio are highly intuitive, almost 'mind readers' especially about their loved ones ; vulnerable to clairaudience, clarsetience, messages and synchronicities. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal.
  • ♐ Sagittarius: Sagittarius have an eery 'dead on' intuition. They seem to know when things are going to happen. They have a 'radar' in that, if Sagittarians are thinking about someone, chances are they are thinking about them too. Susceptible to clairvoyance, clairaudience. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal.
  • ♑ Capricorn: Capricorns psychically know the pace of life. When it is time for them to grow, they start before any clues are out there or any information is available. They make the intense changes at the right times in their lives. They are born old souls, with innate wisdom.
  • ♓ Pisces: Pisces is the most psychic sign of the zodiac. As the twelfth sign they have walked in the footsteps of every other sign (may be the cause of their feet problems!) and instantly know how to empathise with others, comfort them and understand them. Also psychic sponges, Pisceans soak up the moods of those in their company. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal; especially in dreams.

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

turntnip:

gym class

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tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn