kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

what the signs smell like

zodiacbaby:

aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies 

le-blastoise:

interviewer: any special talents?

me:

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undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

dulect:

trying to study like

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  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now